acodetojoy:

when i was five, i knew what a black hole was. and i was scared of them. black holes were my first and greatest fear. i used to dream about them, dream about me “swimming” in a black abyss greater than any ever known, dream about me, there, alone. and as i grew older, i thought: what if i was locked in a room with my boggart? would i see my black hole? would it suck everything, suck it in and crush it beyond existance, crush everything to nothing (anathema to the big bang, really). do the laws of physics trump magic? i don’t know the answer: boggarts aren’t real, neither are weeping angels or lethifolds. but black holes are and they represent my most visceral and deepest fear: the unknown

I associate black holes with a different primal fear: no escape.

Green Day performing in Chicago, 1994.  (Full concert)

Twenty years ago I (in kindergarten) was more interested in collecting toy horses & rocks and reading the “unlikely hero” stories in Reader’s Digest…I think I stumbled across Green Day well into the 2000’s.

Anyway, they’re pretty good performers.

collegehumor:

image

I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

image

…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

image

…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

image

\

…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

image

…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

image

…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

image

…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

image

…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

image

…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

image

…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

—-

Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

All GIFS are courtesy of our new friend, RANDY!

—-

Source Video

inquisitorpsyduck:

questionall:

While internet users in the US struggle with expensive and slow connections provided by cable corporations, Chattanooga, Tennessee’s fiber-optic network, “The Gig”, is a taxpayer-owned public utility that boasts internet speeds 50 times faster than the rest of the country. SHARE this if the FCC should dump their plans to end net neutrality and classify the internet as a public utility. LIKE our page US Uncut! http://nyti.ms/1cQHGRG

and “totally not paid off” politicians keep blocking other cities attempts to duplicate it.

I miss Chattanooga. :/

inquisitorpsyduck:

questionall:

While internet users in the US struggle with expensive and slow connections provided by cable corporations, Chattanooga, Tennessee’s fiber-optic network, “The Gig”, is a taxpayer-owned public utility that boasts internet speeds 50 times faster than the rest of the country. SHARE this if the FCC should dump their plans to end net neutrality and classify the internet as a public utility. LIKE our page US Uncut! http://nyti.ms/1cQHGRG

and “totally not paid off” politicians keep blocking other cities attempts to duplicate it.

I miss Chattanooga. :/